thatfunnyblog:

just a duck feeding his fish.
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thatfunnyblog:

just a duck feeding his fish.

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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

sandandglass:

vmpreweeknd:

these next 24 hours on tumblr will be the most annoying thing anyone has ever experienced 

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

sealfie:

infinitystops:

kingcheddarxvii:

garbagecafe:

i still think about how weird this video is 

Bury me with an iphone in my coffin that does nothing but play this video on endless repeat. Plug it into my skeleton and let the residual energy from my decades of laughter power it for eternity

Im crying

this is so important

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I am but a simple mind, with a somewhat expansive vocabulary. I am but a naive heart strung together by G Minor chord progressions. I am but a pen in a world full of paper. We'll all make it through this together, as long as you have a little faith in me.
My name is Stephanie Robbins. You can call me Stevie, if you like.

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